Random Seven Friday #25

Tacos, Tacos, Tacos….there is a new series on Netflix all about tacos….and it’s in Spanish.  Thankfully there are subtitles….although I didn’t need them because I was drooling all over myself.

Stinky office…BBC published an article talking all about the nasty shit people bring for lunch.  If you’ve ever sat next to someone who reheated last nights fish for lunch, you know what I mean.  Apparently, most offices feel the practice of telling people to keep their stench to themselves is “draconian”.  Well, I’m rounding up the mysophobia’s who are triggered by Lucinda’s 80th bag of Doritoes and doing a march in protest.

I’ve been on how long?  Apple’s delightful little weekly alert on my iPhone that reminds me of how much time I spend on my phone nearly made me schedule a therapy session.  I thought I was addicted to my phone.  I kinda am, but that threw it directly in my face. Well…when I did a little more digging, I realized my daily average of 3 hours and 9 minutes was mostly due to podcast listening, music streaming and of course, Instagram.  I also spend a considerable amount of time on productivity apps.  So, there ya go….

A museum for what?  When I found they were trying to build a vagina museum in the UK, I was like…”Hmmm, that’s different”. But when I found out there was an actual penis museum in Iceland, I clicked over to that page right away.  Apparently, some dude decided to start collecting penis’s in 1974 and then in 1997, decided to open a museum to share his interests with the world (these are animal penis’s, BTW)  There are 282 penis’s for your viewing pleasure.  They also have a section with artistic oddments and practical utensils all phallic shaped.  Oh My…

Hey!...no response:  I know dating apps have been out there forever.  My sister even met her husband on one. But, when I saw an app for friends, I was like “this is interesting”.  The app was called Hey Vina…and no one my age, that lives in my area is on it.  I got one match.  After a quick message conversation, I was ghosted.  Maybe because I mentioned how much I like food.  Meeting people is impossible.  Is there anyone in Sarasota that wants to go to the museums and drink wine with me?  Please????

Bologna and Wine? Ok…so its not bologna, but it could be.  The craziest advertisement I’ve seen in a long time.  Jimmy John’s is advertising in Food & Wine magazine.  In the July 2019 issue, there is a talk of “The Frenchie”,  JJ’s take on a jambon beurre…and they paired it with wine.  Brilliant! Apparently it can go with a Riesling, a medium-bodied Pinot Noir or a Syrah.  Damn….

And another Florida drama…a few weeks ago there was a sex party in Deltone and someone walked off with a gun…but they couldn’t say who…because they were wearing a mask…because they were a guest at the party.  I’ll just leave this right here.

That’s it, That’s all, Until next week.

Mandy xoxo